Urban myths abound about the size of a man’s hands or shoe size indicating how well-endowed he is, but new research says penis size may be directly related to the ratio of length of your index and ring fingers. Researchers at Gachon University Hospital in Incheon, South Korea, found that men with a smaller ratio, that is, a shorter length of the index finger compared to the ring finger, most likely have a longer penis. Of course, the methodology may be questioned. Each study subject was first anesthetized as part of a surgical procedure at which point someone would measure the penis in its flaccid state and then tug and stretch the manly member and re-measure. We didn’t know that one could go to medical school and get an education as a surgical fluffer.